Archive for March, 2006


Comments did not transfer

Monday, March 6th, 2006

I transferred all of the old articles onto the site, but the old comments did not transfer. I will work on that when I get some time, I’m off to a doctor’s appointment now, however. Keep it real everybody.

- George

Gimme-five is fixed

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

Ok, gimme-five is fixed. However, it is not 100% fixed. For example, I have not taught any of the authors how to post to gimme-five on our new setup.

The good news is, none of the other authors, except Kilgore and occasionally Steve, write anything.

A/D is up.

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

Originally written by George on 14 Jul 2004.
Yes, I know I am not doug, but this is the beginning of ‘ask doug’ and I just wanted to fill it in to see if it worked. Rock on.

Tour de Justin

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

Originally written by Marcus on 17 Jul 2004.
To all of those Justin haters out there, i just have to say this: So young, so full of jealous. Unless you are jealous, there is no reason to dislike this guy. Look, he’s young, talented, good looking, and successful. And he’s not in the news for wrongdoing. Not for fighting in clubs, possession of marijuana, drunk driving, or cheating on his wife. He is a genuinely good guy.

Now you might say, “He’s never gone through adversity.” So what? Should he apologize b/c the good Lord has blessed him with good fortune? How about this, he should get into a life-threatening accident and survive it. Or better, he should get test. cancer and survive. Is that enough adversity for you? Come on. So you’re basically saying, the only way to respect someone is if they have bad luck. Ok, i guess…

Answers: Week 1

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

Originally written by Doug on 17 Jul 2004.
For the inaugural “Ask Doug” article, I have three questions I will be answering. First of all, I would like to thank many of my adoring fans. I have received 7 emails since the creation of the page only a week ago, 4 of them fan mail. I love receiving fan mail, hate mail, death threats, ransom demands, and marriage announcements, so keep that mail coming. I also take requests for article topics seeing as how I can’t seem to write one on my own. Remember, no subject is taboo. Now lets get to the answers.

First Answer: 9 inches.

Second Answer: Sang Min Yoon is most definitely dead. I went to his deli in Fairfax and they were using his body as a speed bump in the parking lot. After the 5 minutes of enjoyment it gave me to run over his body, I determined it was gay, and left.