Questions Answered
Posted in Advice by demo
Originally written by George on 23 Dec 2004.
Question 1: Did Doug do survivor or did he just lose his razor?
For those of you who do not know Doug, or have not seen him in a long time, he currently has a lot of facial hair. Although there is no picture on file of him with all this hair, I did some touching up to a picture of him and my good friend Jessica.
Anyways, Doug was not in survivor, he is a guinea pig for a hair growth laboratory. They shoot him with lasers and he grows hair like crazy. It’s the opposite of that hair removal stuff.
Question 2: Where can I buy George’s pimp coat?
Well, if by pimp you mean I’m incredibly socially awkward, then yes, you have described my coat, or “blazer” as I like to call it, correctly. You can find one at your local thrift store. I bought it for four dollars.
Question 3: Would it be moral of Bush to create a new cabinet position: “Secretary of Steel” to which he could nominate Arnold and send him to terminate liberal leaders such as Jack Chirac? …Or would this be copyright infringment?
That’s a difficult question to answer. Many countries and businesses actually have a “secretary of steel,” however, it is usually related to recycling steel (thank you, google). Even so, it’s better to reuse than just destroy. Maybe if Arnold ripped off body parts of different leaders around the world and within the US and put them all together, we would have a super-president. Not only would he be a really freaky looking guy, he would have the best qualities of liberals and conservatives! I say we execute operation Franken-President immediately.
On the topic of Arnold, however, I am really disappointed that there is not going to be a Terminator 4. I can’t believe they’re just going to leave me hanging with the ending of T3. I just saw that movie the other day.
Anyways, thanks for the questions. If I had any money I’d send you a gimme-five visor to thank you for asking them.
Peace out,
George
